September 21, 2014
How To Have A Sophisticated Halloween Wedding / Party

merrybrides:

1. Letterpress Invites: The first way to add a little fancy to your party is to create gorgeous invitations. Letterpress might be a little more involved than you like, but is sure to inspire.

2. Lace Pumpkin: For a fancier pumpkin, wrap yours in lace! Simply lay fabric over…

September 21, 2014

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September 19, 2014

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September 19, 2014
"

1.
I say, ‘I am fat.’
He says ‘No, you are beautiful.’
I wonder why I cannot be both.
He kisses me
hard.

2.
My college theater professor once told me
that despite my talent,
I would never be cast as a romantic lead.
We do plays that involve singing animals
and children with the ability to fly,
but apparently no one
has enough willing suspension of disbelief
to go with anyone loving a fat girl.
I daydream regularly
about fucking my boyfriend vigorously on his front lawn.

3.
On the mornings I do not feel pretty,
while he is still asleep,
I sit on the floor and check the pockets of his skinny jeans for motive,
for a punchline,
for other girls’ phone numbers.

4.
When we hold hands in public,
I wonder if he notices the looks —
like he is handling a parade balloon on a crowded sidewalk;
if he notices that my hands are now made of rope.

5.
Dear Cosmo: Fuck you.
I will not take sex tips from you
on how to please a man you think I do not deserve.

6.
He tells me he loves me with the lights on.

7.
I can cup his hip bone in my hand,
feel his ribs without pressing very hard at all.
He does not believe me when I tell him he is beautiful.
Sometimes I fear the day he does will be the day he leaves.

8.
The cute hipster girl at the coffee shop
assumes we are just friends
and flirts over the counter.
I spend the next two weeks
mentally replacing myself with her
in all of our photographs.
When I admit this to him
we spend the evening taking new photos together.
He will not let me delete a single one of them.

9.
The phrase “Big girls need love too” can die in a fire.
Fucking me does not require an asterisk.
Loving me is not a fetish.
Finding me beautiful is not a novelty.
I am not a fucking novelty.

10.
I say, ‘I am fat.’
He says, ‘No. You are so much more’,
and kisses me
hard.

"

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I feel it’s my obligation to reblog this whenever it comes up on my dash.

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September 19, 2014

sellecat:

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

I just made the most inhuman noise…

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September 19, 2014

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

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September 19, 2014
"Whenever you’re going through a bad day just remember, your track record for getting through bad days, so far, is 100%; and that’s pretty damn good."

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September 16, 2014

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September 16, 2014
aerienette:

。Blessed Be。

aerienette:

。Blessed Be。

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September 16, 2014

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September 16, 2014

saygoodbyethunderthighs:

guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

Hahah

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September 16, 2014

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September 16, 2014

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September 16, 2014

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September 16, 2014

heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

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